We ask silly questions about food habits, especially if we fall on the opposite end of the food pyramid isn’t it?? The never ending debates whether non vegetarian or vegetarian food is good. Here are few things I bet you’ve heard before if you’re a vegetarian.
#Ye bhi koi khaana hai,tum toh ghaas-phoos khaate ho!
Yes we eat ghaas phoos…should we leave this planet for the sake of non vegetarians.
#Kya? Tum Non-Veg nahi khaate???
We don’t eat non veg moron and yes we exist!!!
#Tum vegetarians ka chicken toh paneer hai. LoL
Seriously….how can you compare. Ah!! Screw you. Does the same principle apply to all things?
#Kabhi nahi khaya? ghar pe bhi koi nahi khaata? How’s that possible?
I don’t know may be CBI could figure it out.
#Why don’t you try some… gravy?
WOW…….and why not you try some poison.
#Hum tere khaane mei bina bataye chicken mila denge! LOL
And I will return the favor by mixing poison in yours.
#Agar teri non vegeterian se shaadi huyi to kya karoge??
He will ask me the same thing you asked “Tum non veg ni khaati??”
#Yaar tum daaru peete ho,cigarette peete ho..to non veg kyu ni khaate???
Just like you think, talk but still manage to make no sense. LOL